Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Who are you kids, and why are you on my lawn?

A blog? Here? In future year 2013? Ahhh! How quaint! For a moment I thought it was 2006,

Alright then,

So it begins,

Well...I suppose it hasn't BEGUN yet. It's the beginning of the beginning though.

And we're going on one of those flying deathtraps too! I mean, more than usual! Ha ha!

Ah well..if we surprise, it will be so worth it. Japan will not be able to handle our combined might!

(BTW Dave, which of the two guys on the banner do I get to be? The guy with the scythe? It's the guy with the scythe right? Oh, who am I kidding, it's the creepy guy to the right. Well..I'm going to own my creepytude!)

-Josh